I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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