We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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