Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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