the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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