I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The Olympian is in my bed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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