Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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