Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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