just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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