i don't plan on having that self control this summer
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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