I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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