So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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