Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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