My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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