I think my vagina is haunted
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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