You work out of a Hotel?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Couch. On fire.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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