So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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