But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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