Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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