She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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