just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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