His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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