So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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