using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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