So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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