Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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