yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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