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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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