There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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