Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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