You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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