I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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