i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
