After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just invented taco cereal.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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