She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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