CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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