"it" just moved
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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