you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
