doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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