No I am not eating basil off your cock
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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