just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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