We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
