i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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