no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
