a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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