There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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