idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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