tell your sister to shave her snatch
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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