you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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