Porn is love you can see.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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