Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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