My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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