I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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