I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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